expectations-vs-reality: Expectation: Reality: Submitted by angelkanna
When your friend gets a boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the plane,...– (via picsandquotes)
churple: Expectation: Reality:
Smooth floors and socks.
Interviewer: If you could rock any power, what would it be? What would you do? How would you bring it?
James McAvoy: I'd like to be able to make people fall in love.
Michael Fassbender: Oooh. Like Cupid.
James: Or Amore.
Michael: I think that's a lot more sort of socially conscious than I would choose. I would be very selfish. I'd like to fly. That should be a lot of fun, really. I'd imagine.
James: If I made you fall in love with me though, you could just fly me anywhere in the world.
Michael: That's true. Exactly.
Interviewer: You two would combine it, you know. The power of love and the power of flight and you could use it quite often.
James: And we could just spray love.
Michael and James: Love all over the universe!